Cäl Rewf Ckez

Cäl Rewf Ckez (/kəl/ /ruːf/ [emphasis] [boat; ship; canoe]) is a subtropical Town located in Linsea Dutchy, Halähÿhvwu Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Cäl Rewf Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Cäl Rewf Ckez was founded by Duneshaker Solifugids Rewqrebqug, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Cäl Rewf Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 25°C (77°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 29°C (84°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 22°C (71°F). Cäl Rewf Ckez receives an average of 208 cm/y (81 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the fall. Cäl Rewf Ckez covers an area of nearly 4 km² (1 mi²), and an average elevation of 9088 m (-13133 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Cäl Rewf Ckez was founded durring the early 14th century in spring of the year 1342, by Duneshaker Solifugids Rewqrebqug. The establishment of Cäl Rewf Ckez was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Duneshaker Solifugids Rewqrebqug electing to pay people to resettle in Cäl Rewf Ckez.

Cäl Rewf Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 14th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Cäl Rewf Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Cäl Rewf Ckez is is constructed arround a semi-circular spacious cobblestone mainstreet, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to eachother at varrious points. The town is protected by a well-crafted cobblestone fence tall enough to provide adiquite cover for defenders to fire from, but no more than that. The town's frontieer-style defences are visibly old, but also obviously well maintained. Its likly the local malishia or garrison are tasked with routine mantance of the town's defences.

Your first impression of Cäl Rewf Ckez proves to be right on the money. This town is where the rebels chose to settle. Fashion trends are quite simply the opposite of what’s popular in the other nearby communities. THis trend extends everywhere. Things that should be black are white, what would normally be square is organically curved, and what is typically unthinkable for polite society is more than welcome in this public square. Up to the logical limits, of course. There’s no flaying someone alive to eat their skin going on, but the women are dressed a little immodestly, the men are a little more emotional, and the food is all overly complex and terrible.

Civic Infrastructure

Cäl Rewf Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Cäl Rewf Ckez.

Cäl Rewf Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Cäl Rewf Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Cäl Rewf Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Cäl Rewf Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Cäl Rewf Ckez possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. These lights provide nighttime illumination to most city streets.

Cäl Rewf Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Cäl Rewf Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cultural Notes

Cäl Rewf Ckez's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is based upon new and innovative technologies of construction and the idea that form should follow function. It was an embrace of minimalism and a rejection of ornament. The style became characterized by an emphasis on volume, asymmetrical compositions, and minimal ornamentation..

Due to the actions of local Kami, spring is long in Cäl Rewf Ckez.

The Marble Snake near Cäl Rewf Ckez are known to be more aggressive than normal.

Cäl Rewf Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves long periods of drunkenness to channel Mysticism energies of tier 3 via recitation of poetic epics.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Cäl Rewf Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

309 of Cäl Rewf Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 21 work in Agriculture
• 66 work as Craftsmen
• 23 work as Merchants
• 48 work as Service Workers
• 30 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 46 work as Civil Servants
• 31 work in Cottage Industries
• 15 work as Artists
• 17 work in Produce Industries

689 of Cäl Rewf Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 30 (3%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Cäl Rewf Ckez is cursed with recurrent spells of some troublesome disease. The affliction isn’t so fatal as to make living there impossible, but it adds suffering and expense to local lives. The plague might be the product of an ancient curse, the results of long lost toxic remains, or an unavoidable byproduct of whatever industry or purpose justifies the city. It’s probably not overly contagious, but visitors may be in some peril all the same.

Cäl Rewf Ckez makes use of canals for some of its streets. Locals often fish in the canals.

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History

The the a library of Necromancy, an a library imbued with great amounts of Necromancy energies was created near Cäl Rewf Ckez by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.

History